One often finds his destiny in the path he takes to avoid it.
Love is just a word! Unless someone comes along and gives it a meaning.
NO IF.... NO BUT ........KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT !!
I am like a Dog who is running after a car... doesn't know what to do if I get one.
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow. ~William McFee
I should deserve....Before I desire....
A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success...
The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching.
Love is the seventh sense which destroys all other six senses...
You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me- I’m going to smile...
The best time to eat diet food is when u r waitin for the chicken to be served.
Akbar ne birbal ko kucch aisa likhne ko kahan jise khushi me padho to gum ho, aur agar gum mein padho toh khushi ho.
Birbal- Ye vakt gujar jayega, or This too shall pass.
Birbal- Ye vakt gujar jayega, or This too shall pass.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Engineers are paid for not using their brains..MBAs are paid for not letting others use theirs!!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Life is full of disappointments... I m full of life.
He slept beneath the moon, He basked under the sun,
He lived a life of going to do and died with Nothing Done.
He lived a life of going to do and died with Nothing Done.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!
I dont drink any more.......but then i am not drinking any less either!!!
Please Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Character is doing the right thing when nobody is looking.
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants every girl to meet his one need.
Just when I thought I knew all of Life's answers.........They changed all the questions.
People are 99 % animal and 1 % human......and its the human part which causes all the problems.
My brain always rejects attitude transplants.
10 men were sitting on a bench and feeling happy, happy got up and went away
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
I swear i am a good angel... the horns are just to keep the halo straight !!
If you like me, raise your hand, if you don't, raise your standard.
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
If u want god to smile, tell him your plans.
I am fascinated by my work- I sit and stare at it for hours on end.
CAT results out... I got calls from dad, mom, friends and girlfriends.
If u need space, then join NASA.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?
She broke my heart. I broke her jaw.
If you are not able to convince the other person, better confuse him.
Beauty lies in the eyes of beer holder...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
Get to Work. you arent being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Due to security reasons, the general elections of India must be held in South Africa.
An optimist is a person who calls Bullshit, a fertilizer!
Say something intelligent, Surprise me!!!
The secret to success is knowing whom to blame for your failures.
A pizza of radius "z" and thickness "a" has a volume pi*z*z*a"
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
I am writing a book... I have finished writing the page numbers..
They laugh at me because I’m different but I laugh at them because they are all the same.
I respect your opinion. I just don't want to hear it!
I am Smiling because I dont know what is happening here.
If your life is moving in the WRONG direction, its time you take a RIGHT turn.
